ok so there are like 3 juans in my psychology class and today when the substitute was taking attendance she called out “juan?” and all in unison, they all said “which juan”
OHMYGOD NO WAY
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
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Date idea: petting cats
is it ok
it’s fine it just needs to charge
did you reboot
try logging out and then logging back in
just turn it off and on again
press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks
omg u need a case for that
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK, CONTROL-ALT-DELETE WON’T WORK, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THING??
It’s a MAC, you have to do command-option-escape!
if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
my love for dean winchester grows stronger every second